Ten Thousand Straw Dogs

whenever you are idle please create entirely unnecessary and pointless new subforums under Certainly There Will Be Mysteries, and subforums for those subforums, and so on and so forth. this is a Turtles All The Way Down forum. i want the walls looking like the damn Navidson Record

right away, ultracommandant!

i think only admins can make new subforums. the Burden lays with you

not true. i have made piss drinkers anonymous.

yeah but you actually do outrank blarg

ohhhh...

i will remember this slight like a jilted samurai. you will be betrayed to the date clan

ive always wanted to be in a position to accept bribes. take note of this, small people listening in.