Ten Thousand Straw Dogs

welcome back, o' great sage

Good tidings, straw dogs. :laozi:

Here's what you need to know if you're new here:
You should read the rules as laid out by our great sage Laulukaskas .
You gotta post three times to get some of the more dangerous profile customization options like linking your Twitter.
You aren't gonna annoy ...

we got bios and pluralkit now too for anyone out of the loop.

woahhhh holy shits

we got pronouns now. get ur fucking pronouns. fresh and hot.

head to ur user control panel and set ur pronouns. or dont. im not a cop and this isnt a pronoun circle.

eyes burn from marathon posting session. logging off for now. thank u for a great forum launch everyone!

i am back. watch your tongues.

im logging off for lunch. play, play, play little mices! the cat is away.

ive always wanted to be in a position to accept bribes. take note of this, small people listening in.

ohhhh...

not true. i have made piss drinkers anonymous.

right away, ultracommandant!

I have activated all the registered users. Someone bring me a beer. It's gonna be a long day.